Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Incredible Shrinking Anchorman

Has anyone else noticed that vampire/token "liberal" Alan Colmes, shoeshine boy to Sean Hannity on the hit FOXNews program Hannity & Colmes, seems to be wasting away?



Perhaps Roger Ailes thinks Colmes will be even more of a pushover than he already is if he were to shed a couple of pounds.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that FOXNews was enforcing Alan's manorexia. I can picture Colmes now, chained up in basement, forced to subsist on whatever morsels of falafel Bill O'Reilly can sneak to him.

But, I could be wrong. I report, you decide. Here's hoping that Alan finds a cure for what Ailes him.
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