Slack-Jawed Baby!

Brandine and Cletus, once known as Britney and Kevin, are the proud parents of a baby boy. They haven't decided on a name yet. Might I suggest Bit-Bit? Or maybe Brit, as in Brit Hume Federline. That has a nice, apocalyptic ring to it.

What with Cletus' other brood and Brandine's apparent fecundity, here's an artist's rendering of what might lie in the future for the trashy happy couple:

Experts predict the child will have a happy and normal life right up until the point where he is capable of feeling shame. The rest of us aren't so lucky.