Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bush Leads March to Victory

In a bid to counter criticisms from the Democrats and from members of his own party, President Bush released his "National Strategy for Victory in Iraq" today.

Details are sketchy, but I was able to get a copy of the document from my ultra top-secret double-deep background triple-dog-dare source at the White House. Without further ado, here it is:

I feel so much better now that this long national nightmare will soon be behind us. Just hold on to your underpants.
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