Monday, February 27, 2006

The Virgin Whore

Is this a joke? It has to be a joke.

According to Digital Spy, Paris Hilton has been tapped to play Mother Teresa in an upcoming biopic.
The hotel heiress has been approached by award-winning director T Rajeevnath, who is convinced that she will be a huge success....In preparation for the role, Paris is apparently joining the Order of Mother Teresa missionaries, and will travel around Bangalore and Calcutta to care for the sick.
While this is certainly close to Christopher Hitchens' perfect revenge fantasy, the general movie-going public is likely to be a bit less enthusiastic.

Well, at least we know she has the missionary position down.
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