Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Bush Deals New Card

President Bush's long-time chief of staff, Andy Card, is calling it quits. Announcing his resignation, a teary-eyed Card said, "You're a good man, Mr. President," which, in Bush administration lingo, is code for "you're an abject, miserable failure."

Card's replacement was named as budget director, Joshua Bolten. You read that right. Budget. This from an administration that's never seen a million-dollar project that couldn't be turned into a ten-million-dollar project. Apparently the White House's WMD Czar was unavailable for the post.
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