Monday, March 13, 2006

Frist Gives Dubai Diagnosis

For all intents and purposes, the Dubai port deal is dead. The weekend news talk shows were full of politicians doing their post-mortems and explaining how they really weren't xenophobes, it's just that we can't have Arabs running our ports. Because they'll kill us all the first chance they get.

Not so fast, says Bill Frist. After viewing fifteen minutes of heavily edited videotape in which the Dubai Ports World deal appears to respond to a colorful balloon held in front of its face, the Tennessee Republican and remote diagnosis wizard declared that it might be too soon to pull the plug on the deal.

Whether it's about business interests or photo ops with severly brain dmamged women, Dr. Frist is as pro-life as they come.
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