Wednesday, March 29, 2006

We'd Rather Not Know

Remember the good old days, back when we believed Whitney Houston when she declared, "Whitney don't smoke no crack"? Back when the most disgusting thing we knew about her—apart from the fact that she married Bobby Brown, that is—involved "doody bubbles"?

Well, if you prefer your innocence, avert your eyes. According to Tina Brown (that's Bobby Brown's sister, not the famous editor), Whitney do do crack.
I did crack with Whitney. The truth needs to come out. She won't stay off the drugs. It's every single day. It's so ugly. Everyone is so scared she's going to O.D.
Well, at least it would make for a compelling episode of Being Bobby Brown (for a change). But that's not the worst of it, by far. See if you can still picture Whitney singing "I Will Always Love You" after reading this description from the National Enquirer:
In the most explosive interview ever about Whitney, Tina tells how the 42-year-old singer spends days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene.
"The Greatest Love of All", indeed. Now I've got to go and get my memory erased.
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