Monday, April 17, 2006

Drink, Dammit!

Just in time for tonight's episode, here's a link to an incredibly exhaustive (and intoxicating, no doubt) 24 drinking game. Be sure to scroll down to read the comments. Among the best rules:
  • Drink when Jack says "Download it to my PDA"
  • Drink when someone says to "set up a perimeter"
  • Drink when Jack yells "Dammit!"
  • Drink whenever anybody says "protocol"
  • Drink whenever Jack repeats whatever threat he just made, but three times louder, as in "I know you have more information!" (pause) "I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE INFORMATION!"
  • Drink when Jack's cell phone battery finally runs out of nuclear power
I think there are going to be a lot of people stumbling around tonight at about ten o'clock (nine central). Well, you better get out there and buy some beer. BUY SOME BEER, DAMMIT!!

P.S. Don't forget to sign the Draft David Palmer for President petition.
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