Wednesday, April 26, 2006

A Real-Time Press Secretary

A fine 24-related blog has a great suggestion for the White House press secretary job should the Tony Snow deal fall through: Jack Bauer. As they put it, "What better way to reign in the White House Press Corps than to install Jack Bauer as Press Secretary?" And hey, they'd still be keeping it in the FOX family.

The blogs4bauer post gives us a top 10 list for why Bauer would be perfect for the job. Amongst their reasons:
  • All press conferences last an hour, with all tough questions coming at 45 minutes past the hour.
  • All comments will be yelled.
  • Ask a stupid question; get hooked up to the sensory deprivation device.
This press conference is over. THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER!!
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