Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Seeing Double on American Idol

Rod Stewart paid a visit to American Idol last night and I could hear every 12-year-old in the country asking the same question: Why is that Barry Manilow guy back on the show?

In earlier days, the two 'artists' were merely cousins on the continuum of musical atrociousness. Now they appear to be merging into actual flesh and blood brothers. In fact, has anyone seen the two of them in the same room? [Insert stomach-pumping joke here.]

Once the amalgamation is complete, all that remains is to choose a name. They could go with Rod Manilow, porn star, or Barry Stewart, nice Jewish boy. Ah, choices.
Listed on BlogShares