Monday, June 12, 2006

A Storm By Any Other Name...

It's nice to see that the World Meteorological Organization has taken my advice and named the first tropical storm of the 2006 hurricane season Alberto.

Tell the National Guard and the Minutemen that "Alberto" is coming up from south of the border and is trying to cross into America and they'll be swarming all over the Florida Gulf coast in no time. In order to ensure proper response from the U.S. government, they should alternate the Hispanic names with Muslim names—just to keep them on their toes. The next one can be named Bilal.
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