Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Satin and Velvet Revolution

The Playboy Mansion denies that Hugh Hefner, 80, has fallen ill.

Just as a precaution, however, access to the master bedroom and the jumbo bottle of Viagra has been transfered to Hefner's younger brother, Chet, who is 76.

Experts on the Playboy regime have expressed uncertainty at the official announcement and some believe that ُEl Hefner's condition may be much more serious than the mansion is letting on.
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