Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Williams Tirade Prompts Rehab

According to the AP, "funny" man Robin Williams has entered rehab to deal with a drinking problem. While the article makes vague references to his desire to tend to his personal well-being and the well-being of his family, it leaves out a few salient facts.

According to patrons at Spago in Los Angeles, Williams was seen drunkenly berating a sous chef last night. "F**king Mel Gibson," he shouted. "Mel Gibson is responsible for all the tabloid covers in the world. Are you Mel Gibson?" He allegedly then called a waitress "butter buns" before slumping into his wine cooler.

L. Brent Bozell III swiftly issued a statement condemning Williams for anti-Catholic bigotry because of his "vile and unprovoked" attack against Gibson.
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