Williams Tirade Prompts Rehab
According to patrons at Spago in Los Angeles, Williams was seen drunkenly berating a sous chef last night. "F**king Mel Gibson," he shouted. "Mel Gibson is responsible for all the tabloid covers in the world. Are you Mel Gibson?" He allegedly then called a waitress "butter buns" before slumping into his wine cooler.
L. Brent Bozell III swiftly issued a statement condemning Williams for anti-Catholic bigotry because of his "vile and unprovoked" attack against Gibson.