Outstanding Achievement: Jon Swift
Full of proposals, both modest and im-, Mr. Swift's blog rises to Colbertian levels of faux-conservative satireishness with an enviable consistency. It's well worth a regular visit for the spectacle of Yahoos being thrown to the Brobdingnagians.
Congratulations, Jon. You're really on your way now. Below is your award certificate, which you can print out and place on your mantelpiece or mount above you writing desk—wherever you look for that spark of inspiration.
Update: 100,000 visitors in your first seven months? How very nice for you. Jerk.