Decline of Western Civilization Watch
Why? One parent complained after their kid said they had seen "nude art" in the museum. I know, the horror!
And here I was trying not to believe all the stereotypes about Texas when this troglodyte comes along and screws everything up.
At any rate, if these parents want to keep their kid good and pure, they're going to have to work at it pretty hard, since "offensive" nude art is everywhere, like, for instance, in the Justice Department headquarters in D.C. It's somehow fitting that the Spirit of Justice would be anathema to this fine upstanding family.
In the meantime, our poor art teacher needs to pull up stakes and try to find a new job where attitudes are a little less parochial. May I suggest she not start her search in Kansas.
Update: Here's another take on a kid- and Christian-friendly Venus de Milo.