Sniping for Snipes
And he shouldn't expect the star treatment from the IRS. Unlike with murder, drunk driving, rape and drugs, celebrities don't usually get a pass when it comes to taxes (take Richard Hatch, for instance).
To borrow a phrase, always bet on the men in black (pinstripes).
In other celebrity news, Madonna could face a criminal investigation into her actions surrounding the adoption of a Malawian baby. In addition to possibly breaking Britain's adoption rules, she may face charges for infringing upon Angelina Jolie's copyright and several counts of aggravated creepiness.