Stupid Bumper Sticker Watch
True Love Waits For MarriageNow, I know that the sticker intends to make a smug commentary on the value of sexual abstinence until marriage, but in point of fact it does no such thing.
It is actually either a defense of arranged marriage or of marriage between two people who kinda sorta maybe like each other. True love, you see, can't (or shouldn't) develop until after marriage.
This is why you shouldn't try to encapsulate a political or moral philosophy on a 3x12 sheet of sticky vinyl.